I find it quite tiring myself as I am 74, and I find I am getting welts on my hand. Is there a easier way to give Cecil relief from polishing his ornaments?
Wear rubber gloves and use Pledge Polish.
He has been seen dancing with big Agnes and Ethel at the day care centre and even done the highland fling in full highland attire, he also let all the ladies have a toot on his bagpipe. Is Cecil to old for this sort of carry on?
oh dear cecil is becoming a bit of a problem isn’t he – might be time to hide the viagra and only dish it out to him when he is with you. i wonder, are you not entertaining him enough at home maybe think about suggesting he practice his moves with you and then go with him to the day care centre but keep your hands firmly on his bagpipe and that should restrict him a bit.
as for agnes and ethel, i wouldn’t worry about them, you are more than a match for them.
don’t worry he is just going through his second childhood and trying to make up for lost time, maybe give him something to such on and get him a diaper to wrap his bagpipe in.
good luck, you can do it girl i have great faith in you.